Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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