at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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