Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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