On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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