Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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