I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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