I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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