You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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