Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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