Do vagina's smell?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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