Christians are straight up FREAKS
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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