i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
