youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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