We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
This house was built for laser tag.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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