your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Need sex. Gaining weight.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
