i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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