How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
Randomize
