I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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