She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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