I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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