Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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