we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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