so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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