Plan B is the new Plan A
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
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