Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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