Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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