I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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