His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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