Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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