Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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