You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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