I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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