So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm just crazy horny about you
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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