and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
It's just like the Real World with babies
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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