If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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