I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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