This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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