Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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