The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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