Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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