its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
