i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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