How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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