In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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