dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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