who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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