It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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