He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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