it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
your like the ambassador to my penis.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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