This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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