i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Are we still banned from the library?
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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