I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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