did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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