There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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