You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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