smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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